The Ramblings Of The One Called Sha

2009

December
November 4
October 3
September 20
August 86
July 35
June 25
May 21
April 59
March 18
February 6
January 11

2008

December 7
November 3
October 6
September 10
August 9
July 3
June 23
May 103
April 56
March
February
January
carocat: thedailywhat: Art We Like of the Day:...
Mar 31st

Cooking Skills

Me: Can you cook?
Cause how about you cook for me
Friend: yeah man
Me: Then you do the cooking
At least it will come out right LOL
Friend: lol ur jokes!
Me: Why I stick with tofu at uni
Less risk of killing someone lol
Friend: lol
ok i will cook then
but then u have to do something for me!
Me: I'll do the washing up?
Sorted.
Friend: lol no way man!!!
washig up is minor!!!
Me: Then what?
Friend: i dunno
i will think of something when i get there
Me: I need a general idea now
So I can find an excuse
Friend: well im deffo not gonna tell u now!!
Me: Damnnnn.
A girl could hope
Mar 31st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)
Mar 29th

Hilarious, I got the following sent to...

Dear Technical Support Ten months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which...
Mar 28th
Me in the mornings when I don’t have to wake up before...
Mar 25th
Warch Watch
I can’t stop laughing everytime I see this as it’s pretty much the typical Sri Lankan...
Mar 25th
“If you’re cold, tea will warm you; if you’re too heated, it...”
Mar 22nd

Everything - Lifehouse

Find Me Here Speak To Me I want to feel you I need to hear you You are the light That’s...
Mar 22nd
I’m having it still in the holidays :S
Mar 22nd

Elim's tutorial story. The funniest...

Elim: you know what belladonna is right? (atropine)
Me: yes
Elim: we were in a tutorial
and we got talking about how women used to put belladonna in their eyes
to make their pupils dilate and my tutor was like: "so why did women put deadly nightshade into their eyes?"
"...er...cos they thought it made them more attractive?"
"yes, but WHY?"
*pause* "cos women with larger pupils are supposedly more attractive?"
"YES, but WHY?"
*loooong silence*
"er....cos she looks drunk?"
Me: LOL
Elim: there's more:
after the laughter dies down
my tutor asked again: "yes, but seriously, why do women with large pupils look more attractive?"
"cos it looks like if they're concentrating on you and paying you loads of attention?"
tutor: "EXACTLY! looking interested in you is the most attractive trait in a women!"
class in unison: "er sir, are you SURE?"
hehehe
Mar 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)
Mar 15th
Warch Watch
My new favourite song.
Mar 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)
Mar 10th
Mar 9th
“I can do two at once. (Obviously taken out of context)”
— Rebecca
Mar 9th
Me: I'm a girl damn it!
Emma: Well done Sha
Mar 9th

Explosion!

So my sixty mark write up was cancelled due to an explosion in the lab. Someone had put acid in with...
Mar 9th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-1)
Mar 2nd