The Ramblings Of The One Called Sha

Sometime’s there’s jokes and sometimes there are going too far. My friends seem to love...

Apr 30th

My day in bullet points

Woke up at 8 and managed to get out of the house on time. Discovered on arrival at my lecture...

Apr 29th

Circus

Rules: 1. Put your music library on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get...

Apr 28th

“(about the men’s toilets) I read that as men’s...”
— Becka

Apr 27th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26)

Apr 27th

“It’s organistic.”
— Geology lecturer

Apr 27th

“Engineers have the longest lives. A doctor has access to...”
— Geology lecturer

Apr 27th

“What are you fingering?”
— Becka

Apr 26th

(null)

Sha: you like balls don't you?
Becka: yes I do!

Apr 26th

“They have too much time on their hands, the fat bastards....”
— ~ Becka

Apr 25th

Gotta hide out in the chemistry library this week even if it’s sunny. Damn.

Apr 25th

The way home

Adam: (about the road to halls) This is weird. Never approached this way to halls.
Becka: So you say you hate change.
Adam: I never said I hate change
Ben: No you do hate change because you're saying it's weird.
Adam: I don't hate change, I just pointed it out it was a weird way.
Becka: You can feel weird cause you hate change.
Sha: Therefore you hate change.
Adam: Maybe I should stop digging myself into a hole.
Sha: I can lend you a shovel.
Becka: So you admit you were in a hole and therefore you hate change.

Apr 25th

“I use to get abuse from my door!”
— Becka

Apr 24th

“Why are you not working pokie thing?”
— Becka

Apr 23rd

Never...

First lesson I learnt today was never leave a tutorial to last minute. I say this now but it’s...

Apr 22nd

First day back

So first day back. Becka crashed at mine last night and we just did the girly thing which was...

Apr 20th

carocat: fleetfootedfox: andym801: As the president...

Apr 20th

Watch

So true.

Apr 19th

So I arrived in Bristol yesterday after finally unhooking myself from the playstation 3 and burnout...

Apr 19th

Looked at my phone bill for the first time today. Last month sent over 1000 messages. Guess...

Apr 17th

Who ever said packing was easy lied! I’m finding all sorts of ways to put it off and I need...

Apr 17th

I hate it when painkillers don’t work. Been sleeping on and off for three hours until things...

Apr 16th

Where does one start when packing? You’d think I’d have learnt the answer by now, but...

Apr 16th

The most ultimate pot noodles ever!

Apr 16th

I cut my hair…it’s very very short. But… I don’t regret it.

Apr 16th

The marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After...

Apr 15th

John Cleese's Letter To The US

Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.  A Message from John  Cleese to the citizens of the United States...

Apr 15th

How to Give a Cat A Pill

How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding...

Apr 15th

Drinking and Doctors

Jess: it was a boozy month
twice as much as any other month actually
I think I may be a binge drinker
i seem to average 30 units a month
which is approx 1 a day
which isn't terrible
except it's in binges
kinda
anyway
wanna share with elim? XD
me: Hahaha
Sure XP
Jess: lol
me: And watch her wanna kill you
Jess: you first mate
me: I promised never to tell her
You on the other hand didn't.
So I can't break my promise XP
Jess: uh
maybe not
she might explode
oops
me: Well tell her this way.
I have good nes and I have bad news
Jess: i don't seem to have included my most recent booze up of an annual dinner
me: The good news is I'm not a smoker.
Jess: LOL!
me: The bad news is I've had over 55 units in one month.
Then run.
Jess: LOL!
wow
that's brilliant
me: I'm sure you'll out run her.
Jess: but not the fork
or the spoon
me: Na
Jess: or the spork
me: You will
Jessica: whatever it was
lol
me: She doesn't have that great aim
Jess: lol
me: Just take her glasses before you run too
Jess: yeah, that'll make it so much better
me: Yes it would. She'd be pleased you're not a smoker XP
Jess: great
just great
me: Hey it was only an idea XP

Apr 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12)

Apr 15th

“I miss the cleaning machine. All of them. Back when they...”
— ~ Jess

Apr 14th

A heck of a day...

So woke up today, after setting my alarm for 9am and not managing to get out of bed successfully...

Apr 14th

Typical Student emotions

New school semester: At the first week: At the second week: Before the mid-term test: During...

Apr 14th

If you’re looking for birthday ideas for me this year,...

Apr 13th

Suba Aluth Avurudu. - Happy New Year!

Apr 13th

A lesson for men

Women are unreasonable creatures. Never think you’re right and always be the one who says...

Apr 12th

“I can’t take another two hours with them!”
— ~ Uncle J (after driving with...

Apr 12th

You know it's bad...

1. When you count down the days before you can escape to Uni again and don’t have to see your...

Apr 11th

Damn PMS. The sweet craving is back with vengence. I think I’ve eaten the house of of...

Apr 10th

In a moment of stupidity, used head and shoulders to wash my hair. Oww!

Apr 10th

Drinks Diary

Apr 9th

“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist!”
— ~ Tammy Faye Bakker

Apr 9th

(via becka) I think this was a representation of last term...

Apr 8th

Watch

I fell in love with this song a while back and seemed to have gotten Becka hooked on it too. Then...

Apr 8th

Becka

So I finally managed to get Becka on to tumblr after an evening of persuation (for those who are...

Apr 8th

carocat: rocketjumper: (via ataraxic) I would love to be...

Apr 8th

Damn finding new ways to procrastinate. This isn’t good :S

Apr 7th

Kutner RIP

Apr 7th

No chance of now asking my new flatmate next year once she...

Apr 7th

Does anyone know how to delete old posts from tumblr without having to go through the pages and...

Apr 7th

This is so true for me this holiday!

Apr 6th

carocat: I cannot believe how much that’s making me laugh....

Apr 6th

CUTE! carocat: apartyinmyhead: (via meltinyourmouth) ...

Apr 6th

carocat: Velma ftw!

Apr 6th

carocat: (via padme)

Apr 6th

Boots Vision Plan

I’m on the boots direct debit scheme and pay £10 for my contact lenses monthly. Now, my...

Apr 6th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5)

Apr 5th

The Police get to join in the traffic warden...

Apr 5th

Watch

Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life ...

Apr 5th