The Ramblings Of The One Called Sha

My night out...A summary.

So yesterday…I introduced my friend to the syndicate club for the first time…and I think it may be our last going there without any guy friends ever again.

I was wearing a black vest top with silver sequened circles on my back and blue jeans and matching silver heels with the same design. My hair was down and I was hot from a few drinks (Less than last week) and sweaty. We also had two guys to a group of 5 girls.

First guy: Old guy. Late 30s. Came up and slapped me on the bum. I said wtf?! To him and he disappeared.

Second guy: Bald headed dude with a blue strippy jumper. Tries to come up and grind behind me. My female friend rescues me, but then he tries to grind behind the both of us. It’s when we grab the arm of our male friend and get him to dance with us he disappears.

Third guy: Black guy. Attempts to grind behind me. Another friend pulls me away pretty damn fast.

Fourth guy: Taps me on the shoulder. Says come with me. Trying to seperate me from my friend which I say no to. He walks away.

Fifth guy: Same guy as second.

Sixth guy: Two guys tap me on the shoulder and try to say something. They gesture something in numbers. Or was it okay? I say I dont understand what they are trying to say and they walk away.

Seventh guy: Same as fifth.

Eighth: Okay…there were three indian dudes. One came up to me and started dancing. I ignored and carried on. Then another two came and surrounded me. One kept saying do you want us to sandwich you do you want us to sandwich you. I kept saying I can’t hear you and gestured to my female friend to help me out. She looked freaked out but tried to rescue me nevertheless. They were quite persistant…even ducking under our joint arms to sandwich me. Took me dancing towards a male friend of mine and hiding behind him to get rid of them.

Nine: One of the indian guys decided he didn’t want to leave me alone and tried to carry on dancing until at 3am we said we’d leave and go home.

Interesting night. Did someone spike the water?