The Ramblings Of The One Called Sha

Drinking and Doctors

• Jess: it was a boozy month
• twice as much as any other month actually
• I think I may be a binge drinker
• i seem to average 30 units a month
• which is approx 1 a day
• which isn't terrible
• except it's in binges
• kinda
• anyway
• wanna share with elim? XD
• me: Hahaha
• Sure XP
• Jess: lol
• me: And watch her wanna kill you
• Jess: you first mate
• me: I promised never to tell her
• You on the other hand didn't.
• So I can't break my promise XP
• Jess: uh
• maybe not
• she might explode
• oops
• me: Well tell her this way.
• I have good nes and I have bad news
• Jess: i don't seem to have included my most recent booze up of an annual dinner
• me: The good news is I'm not a smoker.
• Jess: LOL!
• me: The bad news is I've had over 55 units in one month.
• Then run.
• Jess: LOL!
• wow
• that's brilliant
• me: I'm sure you'll out run her.
• Jess: but not the fork
• or the spoon
• me: Na
• Jess: or the spork
• me: You will
• Jessica: whatever it was
• lol
• me: She doesn't have that great aim
• Jess: lol
• me: Just take her glasses before you run too
• Jess: yeah, that'll make it so much better
• me: Yes it would. She'd be pleased you're not a smoker XP
• Jess: great
• just great
• me: Hey it was only an idea XP